My ChEaP AdViCe!

Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. No one is listening until you make a mistake.Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism -- to steal from many is research.If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Half the people you know are below average.42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.Make the rest up, do I look like I really care??Don't fear love or you will fear life, those who fear life are 3 parts dead allready..Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.Spend some time alone every day.Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.Sex is like air..It doesn't seem that important untill you aren't getting any ;).Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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