Friday

phua Chu Kang teach!

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah ! Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ......... Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love? PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not ? Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ........ you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah !! Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. PCK : bsp; Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also

1 comment:

star_plateena said...

I love Phua... Wahhahaaa... Da best comedy evar... Can you get More Phua story??? Thumb Up man...