Kids Jokes

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I. 'MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of thealphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his fatherdidn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talkingwhen people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher

1 comment:

rieyza said...

how sad to be that teacher and also to have those student...if i be the teacher..i will be crazy..huhu